April 17, 2005
I was meant to meet up with Chloe this evening but I cancelled… I was kinda tired… met up with Byron at Bar One… just normal chit chat, nothing major… new chat up line… “I’ll kill myself if you don’t go out with me” Byron said… which he’d used before…. Way back in the days… it worked but he got dumped like…err… the next day!!!! I not sure if he was bluffing… he said he didn’t know what came over him… its was on of those cases where you like a girl so much and she’s not paying you no mind… oh well… so whatever you do DON’T USE THAT CHAT UP LINE!!!!
Didn’t stay out too long at Bar One… went straight home and crashed on my sofa… got some drink out and I remembered a question some girl who I met at Bar One asked me… so what are you looking for in a girl? Come to think of it I liked her…
Okay what Kelly wants in a woman…
A woman who is aware of the fact that she’s a woman… who is into dressing up… (Minus too much makeup and weave), into skirts, shoes, nice tops and good hair (short is a preference, but I like well kept shiny hair too…) It’s not like its two extremes… Chloe’s extra long black hair or Amerie stylish cut… there are grey areas in between…. To keep it short a girl who takes good care of her hair
A woman who is confident… who’s got high self esteem… many girls put up a front… like they are all strong… but really they are insecure and paranoid, fair enough everyone has got insecurities but I’ll like one who’s got control over her insecurity…
An ambitious woman is good in the books… I’ve asked bare girls, what do you wanna be… and they go… I don’t know… I’m like okay…??? You don’t know? Besides what’s this about everyone studying law???? Practically every girl I know is doing law… what’s that???? Careers, I think are good… that will raise my eyebrow… a psychologist… big eyebrow… primary school teacher (so cute… I fell in love with this profession when I played a challenge game with Byron to speak to some girl (who happened to be a 26 year old woman at Victoria Station… she was so beautiful…)… interior decorator… those are the big ones… ones I’m not a big fan of.. Accountants… (When the books aint balancing, you aint getting nothing because their mind is always somewhere else… and social life b/w April and May is non existent (because that’s when the tax year is over!), doctors and nurses… I’m not a big fan of all this overtime talk….
Even though ambition is good… but a calm and submissive women will go down well in the books… a woman who will actually listen to you and not always wanna have a way… that doesn’t mean Kelly is looking for a doormat to walk over… I want a lady who can stand up for herself but at the same time willing to compromise for the sake of the relationship
A lady with a good family background… research shows a girl who comes from a good family is more likely to appreciate commitments and fulfilment in a relationship… also a girl who speaks well of her mom… because if she cusses her mom… she wont think twice about cussing your mom… so when a girl tells you “I don’t like my mom.. She drives me nuts… I just wish she could shut up…” I know everyone feels like that at times… but when you can actually tell someone else that about your mom… its just next levels…
A woman with good service history… preferably no previous owner (which is impossible), but one previous owner won’t be too bad… when it’s like three and above… you asking for trouble… A girl who hasn’t been around the block… its funny how you meet a girl and you friend… (Someone like Mark) is so quick to tell you he’s got a friend who has slept with her and another one who made her “his slag”… things like that are a big turn off
A woman who drives is less of a liability… it shows she’s independent! Also a lady who has got her own money… who will offer to pay for the cinema tickets or go halves on the dinner bill…. A lady who will buy who a birthday gift and you’ll go wow!!!!!!!!
Okay when it comes to looks… obviously Kelly wants a beautiful woman… but really beauty is all relative… what you find beautiful is different from what I find beautiful… nice lips… prominent hips… nice legs… and A WOMAN WHO SMILES ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! It makes you look so younger!!!!
Now that you know what Kelly wants… keep the application forms coming!!!!!!
Didn’t stay out too long at Bar One… went straight home and crashed on my sofa… got some drink out and I remembered a question some girl who I met at Bar One asked me… so what are you looking for in a girl? Come to think of it I liked her…
Okay what Kelly wants in a woman…
A woman who is aware of the fact that she’s a woman… who is into dressing up… (Minus too much makeup and weave), into skirts, shoes, nice tops and good hair (short is a preference, but I like well kept shiny hair too…) It’s not like its two extremes… Chloe’s extra long black hair or Amerie stylish cut… there are grey areas in between…. To keep it short a girl who takes good care of her hair
A woman who is confident… who’s got high self esteem… many girls put up a front… like they are all strong… but really they are insecure and paranoid, fair enough everyone has got insecurities but I’ll like one who’s got control over her insecurity…
An ambitious woman is good in the books… I’ve asked bare girls, what do you wanna be… and they go… I don’t know… I’m like okay…??? You don’t know? Besides what’s this about everyone studying law???? Practically every girl I know is doing law… what’s that???? Careers, I think are good… that will raise my eyebrow… a psychologist… big eyebrow… primary school teacher (so cute… I fell in love with this profession when I played a challenge game with Byron to speak to some girl (who happened to be a 26 year old woman at Victoria Station… she was so beautiful…)… interior decorator… those are the big ones… ones I’m not a big fan of.. Accountants… (When the books aint balancing, you aint getting nothing because their mind is always somewhere else… and social life b/w April and May is non existent (because that’s when the tax year is over!), doctors and nurses… I’m not a big fan of all this overtime talk….
Even though ambition is good… but a calm and submissive women will go down well in the books… a woman who will actually listen to you and not always wanna have a way… that doesn’t mean Kelly is looking for a doormat to walk over… I want a lady who can stand up for herself but at the same time willing to compromise for the sake of the relationship
A lady with a good family background… research shows a girl who comes from a good family is more likely to appreciate commitments and fulfilment in a relationship… also a girl who speaks well of her mom… because if she cusses her mom… she wont think twice about cussing your mom… so when a girl tells you “I don’t like my mom.. She drives me nuts… I just wish she could shut up…” I know everyone feels like that at times… but when you can actually tell someone else that about your mom… its just next levels…
A woman with good service history… preferably no previous owner (which is impossible), but one previous owner won’t be too bad… when it’s like three and above… you asking for trouble… A girl who hasn’t been around the block… its funny how you meet a girl and you friend… (Someone like Mark) is so quick to tell you he’s got a friend who has slept with her and another one who made her “his slag”… things like that are a big turn off
A woman who drives is less of a liability… it shows she’s independent! Also a lady who has got her own money… who will offer to pay for the cinema tickets or go halves on the dinner bill…. A lady who will buy who a birthday gift and you’ll go wow!!!!!!!!
Okay when it comes to looks… obviously Kelly wants a beautiful woman… but really beauty is all relative… what you find beautiful is different from what I find beautiful… nice lips… prominent hips… nice legs… and A WOMAN WHO SMILES ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! It makes you look so younger!!!!
Now that you know what Kelly wants… keep the application forms coming!!!!!!
posted by Olan Collardy at 12:28 am
12 Comments:
i kinda fulfil everything else apart from the drivng bit, am i still eligible?
can sum1 explain 2 me what "a good service history" is?
im baffled
good service history-he wants a chick that aint slept her away across london
what about if this "chick" has slept with only guys that were her boyfriend, even though she's had 4 different boyfriends? is that good service history since she's only slept with her BOYFRIENDS not just any random boy
"good service history"
on a level, I wont lie to you Kelly, according to your standards, 9 out of 10 girls havent got a squeaky clean service history, u will have to make do, i mean didnt you contribute so some women having "bad serive history"
i dont get this at all, how can boys say they want a "clean" girl when they go about making all these girls "dirty"???? its just like guys who hate other girls trying it on their sisters when they do the same to other people's sisters, SELFISH BASTARDS AREN'T THEY
totally agree wit the last comment.......boys are so dumb at times, anyway here again kelly portraying his 'PERFECT WOMEN' AND AINT NOBODY PERFECT, NEWAY AT LEAST ITS GOOD KELLY NOS WAT HE WANTS, and wat exactly is wrong wit doing law!! its a good degree it opens up options for u just caus eu do a law degree doesn't mean u wanna be a lawyer and its notan easy degree(not like no skool teacher its not bout getting a degree to be cute)......and the confidence/insecurity/paranoid thing.......u shouldn't even go there u don't no what its like being a women!! kelly ur real fussy, this could be a real disadvantage for u but could also help u, you may be missing out on a great thing just caus eur particular lady doesn't wanna deisgn wall paper or sit in a room full of lil kids all day........and to the first comment written.......if u did ever get with kelly he would just be with u dump u and then mess up ur history!......so don't get it twissted it continuous cycle...kelly always gonna find an excuse to get rid of a lady like he said u'll always be able to trade for a brand new model...
and ladies......don't ever change urself (only if neccessary -which is rarely) to accomaodate a amn-- dat aint even ur man, caus ei no girls now a days.....bare girls prob out there are prob like umm.........kelly likes a girl who drives maybe i should start lessons or kelly likes short hair maybe i should cut my hair...no its not bout that!!! if a boy don't like u for u oh well his loss, caus esome1 will come along who gonna like u for u
i think kelly was just saying some careers are cute as opposed to others, doesnt mean he wont settle down wiv a woman who wasnt a school teacher, its just like how women think highly of doctors, you know what i mean. left to me i think wen kelly does find this "perfect" woman, he's gonna turn into A BIG SISSY!!!! because he took him SO LONG to find this woman and he aint gonna let her go so easily, he's gonna have to kiss some ass big time!
hi kells,
The career thing is crazy and fun,i don't think we have to chng our profession 'cause of a man, may b? take ur time, u'll find d right woman.
seems people are missing the point, no one said any1 should change their profession. if u paid attention to him, he said he wants a woman wiv ambition, and on that line deviated to talk about "cute" careers, I dont think Kelly meant a woman's career is a factor in him liking her or not
this whole career thing is funny, is it true every man wants a housewife? like the women in desperate housewives. the man goes out and makes money while the woman sits at home looking pretty and taking care of the gardener OH SORRY, THE KIDS!
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