April 1, 2005

After much persuasion I agreed to going along with Marie to see Hitch, the film was very funny the first time I saw it, but this time, its like its lost its lustre. Marie had asked me to come along, but I wasn’t really feeling being out with her, with Louise’s recent bust up. I wasn’t looking to get none, but I just thought I should tag along. She insisted on picked me up from home but I declined… I took a cab to meet up with her, because I didn’t want her to drop me at home either, funny girl she is… you never know what trick she had up her sleeve….

The cinema was cool, didn’t try anything with her, I had my hands to myself, and all the way back too… She was so excited about the film and she just wouldn’t stop, and kept on going on about how game was useless and game doesn’t get you nowhere which is a very naïve and uninformed statement… because without game, that chubby geezer from the film wouldn’t have been an inch near “Allegra Cole” let alone be himself around her… and it was like she wasn’t listening to me… and I just went “Pause” gesturing my hand like a remote control…. And low and behold SHE DID PAUSE!!!! What an amazing power…. After a few seconds she busts out laughing… “What do you think this is?” She said… it was so funny…. So next time your lady keeps on rambling and wont stop… just say “Pause” and watch the power of the remote control…. Even if it only lasts for 5seconds…!!!

She dropped me at the cab office unwillingly, she’d been asking to drop me at home… worried about “my safety”… it was so obvious she wanted me to stay… for to come to my house and spend some time… but I’d foreseen this happening and had taken the necessary precautions… trust me Marie was looking so good tonight and I wanted to just hold her in my arms and kiss her but it wasn’t about that… I needed to do a lil’ detox…. I got out of the car and walked to the cab office… Then took a cab home….

I was so tired, so I just jumped on my bed and went to bed!!!!

Women who try to play games. Isn’t it so comical when you get that odd girl, who’s trying to play games with you and you thinking to yourself, I should have this thing covered and on lock but its like you loosing your grip and you feel your game is slipping. A girl who tries to play two friends??? There was this girl who was seeing an acquaintance of mine… I didn’t really think she was fabulous, but she was very friendly, so I thought she shouldn’t bad for a phone buddy… I knew she was seeing this other guy, but since I had no intentions with her, I thought just talking to her was fine since, I had no motives to get physical with her… okay this guy must have told me he was suppose to be taking her to dinner… but he’d cancelled… next thing, this girl texted my phone asking me to come cinema with her and how she was so bored at home… I’m thinking, are you trying to use me as a rebound or something… it’s not about that luv!!! I gave her some flimsy excuse why I couldn’t do go out with her that night…. And something of that nature happened again when this guy was meant to take her out and he cancelled and she called me… I gave another excuse again… after a while I thought this is getting long… so I went out with her one day… but nothing happened which was fine by me because I never saw her in the way… so it wasn’t like I was struggling to keep Mr Sugar quite… it was all innate and easy… we kept on talking on the phone… nothing major… I knew this other guy kinda liked her, but don’t know why he kept cancelling on her… he was probably on other things… okay this girl started chatting some malarkey about how she likes me and wants a relationship… am I wow… slow down love… I don’t even like you like that…. But I never told her that… I just said, I think we used be friends for some more time… after all how else are you suppose to let a lady down gently…. Using the "friends" line like women do to men as well…. Okay recently…. I was trying to flirt with her… (guy, you know when you bored at night and you just wanna call someone and chat some shit…)…. So I did…. And even though nothing had happened between us… I was proposing a lil’ something…. But she wasn’t having it… okay I used the “I’m ready” approach just to hear her say… OK!!! That was all I was looking for…the consent... and it wasn’t like I was going to go through with it…. But oh no…this girl was adamant… I’m like seen… looks like I’ve lost this one… but you know Kelly doesn’t give up so easily…you know when girls chat like that… they’ve been so sick of guys putting them on a long ting… so I played it cool and never rang her again… but I bumped into her at a friend’s party… and I thought for ol’ time sakes… I was going to try it… and I did try it…. And up to the point when she was going to do something…. Err…. Lean in for a kiss… I said…. “Hmmm… you might wanna have some mints or something… your breath ain’t right” I said…. I’ve never said that to a girl, and I suppose that’s the most callous thing I’ve probably ever said to a girl… but when a girl thinks she can run game on you and make you look stupid… it’s about time she had a dose of her own medicine….

On the note of breath mints… when you out with a girl, and she offers you sweets or mints… don’t try to look cool and say “I’m alright”…. Take it and lick the crap out of the sweets and the mints… you never know, it may be her signalling your breath ain’t right… I’ve kissed a few girls… while squinting my eyes and praying for it to be over… in most cases I just act like I’m kissing on the neck… and try to avoid the mouth…<>

<>Like Mark would say…. If you don’t feel like kissing… just stick a finger down their mouth, for them to kiss on…. So if your man or your “link” does that to you all the time… look for the nearest corner shop and get some mints or something!!!!