March 7, 2005
I met up with Byron again today after work... he'd been carrying on again about "Putting his bid in"... that's the latest lingo... instead of saying "I'm moving to her" or "I'm speeching her..." just say..."I'M PUTTING MY BID IN..." that sounds so good... he asked about what was going on with Marie because he'd seen the whole dance floor incident... "That girl is nuts! trust me...” I answered... I told him all the correspondence I'd had with Marie... and he's like "Raw! try thief her off me you know.."... "it's not like that... bruv... she came on to me..." I said jokingly in protest... "There's this girl I'm putting my bid in to" He said while fiddling with the empty glass on the table... "She used to like me time ago... but I didn’t do anything about it... now I want to do a lil something" he added... "Is it? What you wanna wifey her?" I asked...."Naa... just put my bid in and see what she's saying... she's one of those hard ones... who act like they are not on it...but I reckon she's freaky" He said... with so much intensity in his eyes... you could tell he was imagining himself, doing something with her... "So what is she saying" I asked... "It's like she doesn’t answer my phones often and when she does or I see her, she's like 'oh, sorry I missed you call'... I mean...it’s kinda weird... knowing you were on it... so why don’t you just honour my bid?" He said...
Hmm... I've been there before... its just about finding the right moment to let go... there's a boundary between DRIVE and DESPERATION.... and girls can tell the difference so easily... you can always tell a guy who has got drive (be it to be with the girl or just get a lil' sum'um") and a guy who is just plain desperate... If she was on it and was playing hard to get... when you stop calling her, she'll call you one day and find out why you don’t phone her anyone.. Some girls just enjoy the attention... it’s also about telling when she's saying "You are a tosser! Get away from me" and "You need to work a little hard".... and some girls are just out to destroy men's ego!
What jars me about certain girls is that... you meet some girl who is like anyone!!! but because she's now getting attention for bare guys she feels she's hot commodity and tries to act like "Oh...I'm too nice..." with girls like that... its just best to "Drop it like its hot..." No long missions... you are better off saving all the sweet talk for someone who is genuinely worth it... (Which happens rarely...)... the other thing is girls who feel they ought to act a certain way because they are amongst there friends and also trying to prove a point to their friends, they haven’t got a problem getting manz...its those girls can you can see plainly through them they've got no "female game" whatsoever!!! You see a butters girl, and she's so quick to tell you she's got a man.... DID I TELL YOU I WANTED YOU IN THAT WAY??? But they say that because that's what they think they should say... Next time a girl tells you she's got a man.... don’t give her that talk about "I ain't watching you man"... that crap is so rinsed out... its such a bad predicament because you cant tell if she's lying to you because you are butters or actually telling you the truth!!!... so your best bet is to pick on her... how about..."I swear you don’t have a man..." ...she'll probably say why?... "Err...because you don’t look like you do..."... if she says "What does a girl with a man look like..."....go.... "hmmmmm...." like you thinking...."Nothing like you!!!!".... don’t get this twisted... I'm not saying... say it in a rude way when she'll go to all her girlfriends and tell them what a rude jerk you are... if that happens you can sentence yourself to "life without luvin'"... you need to mix your "rudeness" with humour to make her laugh too... girls wanna have a nice time... not for you to spill out the line you've over-rehearsed in your bedroom... if you come across as being confident...she'll be intrigued by you and will wanna find out what makes you so confident!!!
The ball is back in your court... when girl tells you she's got a man... never let it break you down... seen it as an avenue to start a nice conversation with her to make her laugh and get that mentality that you are trying to get into her draws away from her head... you don’t have to leave there with a number... if she really has a man...don’t forget there's no better reference than a reference from a woman!!! don’t forget she's got friends who'll find you intriguing when she goes back to them and tells them what a nice time she'd had with you.....
Afterall "...behind every cloud... there is a silver lining.."
Hmm... I've been there before... its just about finding the right moment to let go... there's a boundary between DRIVE and DESPERATION.... and girls can tell the difference so easily... you can always tell a guy who has got drive (be it to be with the girl or just get a lil' sum'um") and a guy who is just plain desperate... If she was on it and was playing hard to get... when you stop calling her, she'll call you one day and find out why you don’t phone her anyone.. Some girls just enjoy the attention... it’s also about telling when she's saying "You are a tosser! Get away from me" and "You need to work a little hard".... and some girls are just out to destroy men's ego!
What jars me about certain girls is that... you meet some girl who is like anyone!!! but because she's now getting attention for bare guys she feels she's hot commodity and tries to act like "Oh...I'm too nice..." with girls like that... its just best to "Drop it like its hot..." No long missions... you are better off saving all the sweet talk for someone who is genuinely worth it... (Which happens rarely...)... the other thing is girls who feel they ought to act a certain way because they are amongst there friends and also trying to prove a point to their friends, they haven’t got a problem getting manz...its those girls can you can see plainly through them they've got no "female game" whatsoever!!! You see a butters girl, and she's so quick to tell you she's got a man.... DID I TELL YOU I WANTED YOU IN THAT WAY??? But they say that because that's what they think they should say... Next time a girl tells you she's got a man.... don’t give her that talk about "I ain't watching you man"... that crap is so rinsed out... its such a bad predicament because you cant tell if she's lying to you because you are butters or actually telling you the truth!!!... so your best bet is to pick on her... how about..."I swear you don’t have a man..." ...she'll probably say why?... "Err...because you don’t look like you do..."... if she says "What does a girl with a man look like..."....go.... "hmmmmm...." like you thinking...."Nothing like you!!!!".... don’t get this twisted... I'm not saying... say it in a rude way when she'll go to all her girlfriends and tell them what a rude jerk you are... if that happens you can sentence yourself to "life without luvin'"... you need to mix your "rudeness" with humour to make her laugh too... girls wanna have a nice time... not for you to spill out the line you've over-rehearsed in your bedroom... if you come across as being confident...she'll be intrigued by you and will wanna find out what makes you so confident!!!
The ball is back in your court... when girl tells you she's got a man... never let it break you down... seen it as an avenue to start a nice conversation with her to make her laugh and get that mentality that you are trying to get into her draws away from her head... you don’t have to leave there with a number... if she really has a man...don’t forget there's no better reference than a reference from a woman!!! don’t forget she's got friends who'll find you intriguing when she goes back to them and tells them what a nice time she'd had with you.....
Afterall "...behind every cloud... there is a silver lining.."
posted by Olan Collardy at 6:37 pm
40 Comments:
thanks for the new lingo
"put your bid you bid in"
females are not objects, ur not at a bloody auction!!!!!!!
u no wat yeah theres gonna cum a day wen ur games gonna die shrivel up, go away (wateveva) and ur just gonna end up all by urslef......ur so selfish its unreal everythings about u, oh wat this girl can do for me, how this girl will look with me,'brownie points'always trying to impress,and the be urslef approach those work at times, if ur neeky oh well that aint the girls problem theres prob sum neeky girl out there for him too.........and can u please write sumfing different soon, cause this is turning into the PLAYERS /GAME HANDBOOK and ur gonna loose all ur female readers!
This goes for the first comment about a "players" handbook.
For one, I think this whole idea is nice and enlightening. I am a female reader and I would like to say - WHO CARES IF ONE READER LEAVES.
bare conflict goin on in the brownsugarlounge!!!
yeah HITCH is a MESSY film it actually makes sense and it makes sense ladies go and see it maybe ull understnad the concept of game better it explains it well. game will always run and theres nothing wrong with it dont tell me ladies you dont think about how many days ur gonna wait to call him... come on now lets keep it real. the only thing is you have to make sur that his game is 4good reason trust me u dont want a guy with no game its just not fresh. gotta admit not really feelin the put ur bid in phrase again a bit neeky us ladies dont appreciate that kind of talk its little things like that which make girls think that game is a bad thing when we all know it really isnt (in the right doses)
bare conflict goin on in the brownsugarlounge!!!
yeah HITCH is a MESSY film it actually makes sense and it makes sense ladies go and see it maybe ull understnad the concept of game better it explains it well. game will always run and theres nothing wrong with it dont tell me ladies you dont think about how many days ur gonna wait to call him... come on now lets keep it real. the only thing is you have to make sur that his game is 4good reason trust me u dont want a guy with no game its just not fresh. gotta admit not really feelin the put ur bid in phrase again a bit neeky us ladies dont appreciate that kind of talk its little things like that which make girls think that game is a bad thing when we all know it really isnt (in the right doses)
u girls are so funny, u say "put ur bid in" is not a good line, what does it mean to chirsp? or "im speeching IT!!???", or "Im moving to IT" its funny how girls have been replaced by IT in all these lines, yet we get "put ur bid in" to portray women as of good value and desire, and then you complain? at the end of the day, Game is good AND ALL YOU GIRLS THAT ARE HATING, U KNOW GAME IS GOOD!, DONT BE MAD BECAUSE THE GUY U REALLY LUV OFF IS RUNNING GAME ON U!!!! HE HE HE HE!!!
for the comment about "players handbook", this isnt no chic flick with a chessy storyline, this sounds real and I can relate to most of what kelly says, if I wer u, I'll pay close attention to what kelly is saying because that "perfect" boyfriend of urs is not who he seems to be! have you heard the saying... "All men are the same, some are just pretty good actors" At least kelly is decent enuff 2 share how he feels!!!
keep keeping it real kelly!
this lounge thingy is SO REAL! as a guy ders nothin else we talk about other than girls, money, cars and GIRLS! maybe if you paid attention to Kelly, you'd learn a thing or two about guys!
keep u the good work up Kelly, telling the people what they need 2 here in this day and age!
"Puttin ur bid in", i know its meant to be the same as chirsping, but the whole concept of "bidding", just makes girls sound like pieces of meat being bought/ sold on ebay. Im not sure if that gonna b accepted with da ladies 2 tough (mit fight back). But apart frm dat enjoying the read!
"BUT IMA PUT MY BID AND GET AT YOU, NO DISRESPECT NUT I WANT IT AS BAD AS THEY DO"
"BUT IMA PUT MY BID AND GET AT YOU, NO DISRESPECT BUT I WANT IT AS BAD AS THEY DO"
"BUT IMA PUT MY BID AND GET AT YOU, NO DISRESPECT BUT I WANT IT AS BAD AS THEY DO"
yeah, just wanna say i also aint feeling 'put ur bid in'!! and people need to calm down and get over this.......yeah its real life situations, but it aint real life, if u get wat i mean. game is good u get me it keeps u on ur toes, but like the girl said its got be4 good reasons (i'm a girl myself) and to the boy who said all u girls hating cause the guy u love off is running game on u......who told u ladies don't run game! i'm not really a big kelly fan i think his over arrogant over cocky and doesn't no wat he wants...... but i wud like to say thank u to him for one thing which is enlightening ur readers especially ur female ones, because it ll encourage more girls to run game and stop being so naive!!! gam eis good game is fun, (its people intentions that make people think its bad, like wen people run game) yeah and i'm feleing the boy who said..'all guys are the same some are just good actors' yup guys are liars and cheaters amd liars!! but we still want them
a subtle truth about women, they luv men like kelly, and out of ignorance think they can mould him into their "kinda man". women crave creativity, its like they see this wild animal and feel they can change him into some domestic pet at the expense of their emotions. women cant directly change men, but men change when they find the right woman, get it?
to the guy that sed all boys think about is girls money cars and girls - who wud wana no u? why u posting that comment like ur sum1. no girl wud wana chat to u if u got no extensive personality...u make me sik. and by the way kelly - it so bate that kelly is 'the wise one'!
to the guy that sed all boys think about is girls money cars and girls - who wud wana no u? why u posting that comment like ur sum1. no girl wud wana chat to u if u got no extensive personality...u make me sik. and by the way kelly - it so bate that kelly is 'the wise one'!
All good, but dont u think its about tyme the ladies heard a lot more about Mark and Micheal. I mean does the world revolve around Kelly and Byron. I thought ur meant to be 'The Brothers'!
Most GAY guys tend to know so much about the emotions of women. So wats really happening to Kelly???
I think i have to agree with the last post. Kelly mayb the 'perfect match' that ur looking 4 its actually a MALE! Since u been trying everything else, dont u think you should swing over to the other side (U never Know)!!!
KELLY! Realise that GAME doesn't change personality. It only stimulates cockiness...and promotes mistrust!
One Question.
DO U REALLY THINK YOU'LL HAVE AMERIE AND MARIE.
WAKE UP SON!
THEY ARE AWARE OF YOUR MISCHIEVIOUS VENDETTA
I only thought I should point this out to you. -From the original "GAME MASTER"
it further goes to prove that women arent ready for a man that actually understands them, they complain about men not understanding them all the time, but now here is Kelly, who understands them and seems like he's exploiting all the loopholes and he's labelled as GAY? catch on to Kelly's drift, there are too many "crap" girls out there and searching for the "right" one is just like looking for a needle in a haystack!!!
After Kelly gets ripped to "PIECES" from getting "PIECE", what's he going to do with all the girls he's missed on his way to devastation???
C U IN HELL!!!!!!!!
ha ha
KEEP THAT FISHMONGER QUIET!!!
KELLY IS ONE OF THE FEW REAL MEN THAT R LEFT.
Bare peeps aint got a clue!!!
Thanks Kelly!
I think we shud meet up kelly.
I luv real men that provide great challenges.
Cal me
0208 3848384.
its ma office number!XxXxXxXxXxXxXx
to the original game-master, "game doesnt change personality? it stimulates cockiness and promotes mistrust"
seems like you have no clue what game is!!! game is having a robust knowledge of a set of rules and actions which prevail in a certain situation where two parties are involved and after some objective!!! afterall game is knowledge, it doesnt have to "stimulate" nothing or promote nothing.... how you use your game is up to you...? will you stray to the dark side or the good side?
so "original game master" its best you understand a concept before "try act like you know"
Kelly i think ya'll should go Sainsubury's. When u get there ya'll no wat im talking about. SAINSBURY'S is were its @, if u no wat i mean.
idant like yr attittudre towards girls know more kelly, like girls are hoes, . what yr starting to write is dumbness, because u wasnt to put yr bid in. thats all rubbish, and if yu portraying girls wrong. if any stupid boy comes up to me in college and told me his bidding me, i would slap him. so i think u should stop.
oh my gosh i've neva laughed so much in my life, forget the diary enteries its all bout the comments page!! anyway yeah i deffinately wanna hear more bout micheal and mark, i think kelly is afraid to talk bout them cause it shows him in a bad light cause we all no marks game (micheals maybe) is tight as hell and he gets all the ladies, he likes talking bout bryon cause he thinks he looks good in comparison to bryon (no disrespect bryon) and kelly being gay HA ! i aint even gonna say nuffin. and that boy who talking bout how keely understands girls?!? PERLEASE kelly don't even understand himself, the thing kelly is good at is handling them and giving them wat they want he don't understand us. if he understood women y aint he got one, kelly don't understand women his prob spent most of his teenage years transfroming himself into this, and he seems quite proud of it'dunno y but he don't understnad women please.lets not get it twisted!!!
1.he has no respect for a girl unless he can peice here
2. he looks at relationships too much as a procedure like he following a rule bbok or mannuel
3. he isn't true to his heart
4. and finally THE BOY DON'T NO WAT HE WANTS
wats all this upsurge about Michael and Mark? aint this suppose to be Kelly's diary?
looks like some people just read the first entry and blam they wanna opne their mouth and say sumfing! wats dis about if kelly understands women, y hasnt he got one? so all the guys who have girlfriends understand women? mayb he hasnt got one because he's not ready for a relationship! (im sure you one of those girls who just go out wiv a man because u r too insecure to be alone!) kelly is secure being single and enjoying the "cream of crop", at least he'd done good for himself, he's smart, intelligent, ambitious and has a great job! im sure you mum will be slapping u every now and then to go and say something to that nice guy over there called Kelly!
WHOEVER wrote that comment about "kelly not knowing what he wants", is either incredible STUPID or just aint been reading sugarlonge. The fact is kelly knows what he wants, and doesnt have a girl bcos all those he has meant aint what he wants. DUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
So before writting stupid comments like that THINK, um, am i just writing for the sake of writing/ is what i am writing makong sense.
even though u would say im not as experience or old as u lot, i still agree with the comment that was written last, because i think that kelly nos what he wants and that is the problem (because he nos what he wants, and cant find what he wants, ppl think he's gay or say he doesnt no what he wants, when he does no what he wants but cannot find what he wants). kelly i no i am way younger than u, but i think i mit be what u want, i want you to look past looks and look at te heart (bcos a lot of people told me i hav good heart). i c u all the time, and i actually think i luv u, its 2 much and i just want 2 support u, and want u 2 stop sugarlounge, cos if u just looked at me for once, even thou u c me nearly every week, and pay no attention, even thou i try all the bait 1's. i just want u 2 feel the same way for me, pls. remember: age doent matter, its all about the heart and who will take care of u, and i will take good care of u. i can just picture us 2gether. ino i shouldnt b writing this kind of thing in the comments, but there is no other way of telling u, becaus u look past me all the time.
okay looks like some1's gng crazy wiv all these stalker like comments, kinda reminds me of "Wicker Park", has any1 seen that film?
u talkin bout mums slapping girls, i would like to think ur mum would slap u too if she knew the way u stayed
TRU TRU TRU BLUD. U DON NO UR MAMA AINT GONNA B 2 IMPRESSED WIT DA WAY U BEEN TREATIN DA GASH DEM, BUT DAT WOT WE DO! GET ME. MANZ DEM NEDA RUN A FEW TEST DEMZ B4 JUMPIN WIV GAYL DEM, COS GASH BE TREAT U LIKE DIRT!
that "fake ass wannabe jamacian breda" that wrote that JUNK, he dont no what da hell he talking about. SPEAK ENGLISH! i bet U AFRICAN! if u aint got nuffin decent 2 say den SHUT UP, & don't be callnig girls= GASH. wrong lingo m8. the problem is wiv boys i reapeat BOYS not MANS like u! Chat rubbish and wonder why no girls showing interest!
keely i also hv a few issues 2 pick wiv u, like u said Amerie perfect, yet u telling her 2 slow down. what do u want, somone as good as her aint gonna come round again so what is your problem. i agree wiv the person that said you dont no what u want, cas really u don't and all your girls beging to conflict each other. make your pick, or lose out entirely!
i reckon kelly's just scared of commitments, too much game running in head to settle down with one girl when he can get loads
kelly kelly lelly could sing a song about you, do you actually know this isnt about kelly
wat's it about then?
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