March 3, 2005
I told Amerie about Saturday and she said it was cool..."I deserve a break from the housework I'll be doing this Saturday don’t I? Just thinking about the housework makes me tired" She said... "Wanna come shopping with me tomorrow doing my lunch break to pick something?" She said... Dont get me wrong I'm flattered she likes the idea of me coming with her...because if I'm taking a girl out I have a picture of what I want her to be looking like in head... but her shopping habits were now becoming a cause for concern, fair enough, her funds were probably coming from her dad's never ending bank account but if she became my girlfriend, I'll have to keep up with her maintenance... "Err... I'll really love to, but things are busy at work right now... but I trust you to pick something good..." I said to her... "Yeah, or you could come help me pick before we leave for the party... how about that...?" She said... okay I'm flattered again BUT!!!! I'm not your lil' gay friend who helps you pick clothes and dresses you up... don’t get this twisted luv!!! "Like I said, I trust you to pick the best outfit... you are a nice dresser you know... one of the things that caught my eye...".... "Is it????" She smiled... "Thanks... you are a nice dresser though... trendy and suave... just the way I like my men to dress..." She continued... "Thanks... I thought you hadn't noticed...! but you know what babe... I'm quite busy at work at the moment... we can talk later on tonight yeah?"...I hurried her off the phone... her dad could always pay her salary if she got laid off work because she wasn't getting any work done... but I couldn't afford that... Ahh... okay that's Saturday sorted... I needed to think about what I was going to wear as well... I'll leave that for later... Louise could always help me out with that....I told Amerie about Saturday and she said it was cool
I'll have never thought! (not so soon anyway)... Marie called me today...! I was quite surprised when she said... "Hi, it's Marie"... My heart almost jumped out, why's she ringing me? "Why do you sound so surprised?" She asked... "Don’t know... I normally don’t get pretty girls calling my phone... it’s normally the old hags that call...” I smiled... "Ha... you funny... anyways I just wanted to make sure you are still coming on Saturday and to give you the address of my friend's place where the party is taking place..." Her voice sounded so nice on the phone... "You could have text me" I thought... It’s just weird because I would have never thought Marie would be calling my phone... She was one of those girls, you saw and knew... okay my chances are quite low on this one plus she had a boyfriend as well! "That's cool...thanks...” I said... as she gave me the address.... "Do you mind helping out?" She said... what? did she mean helping out as in buying drinks or moving sofas around... don’t be silly... "How do you mean?" I asked... "With my outfit... Louise was telling me how you good with outfits... and I thought you could give me a hand...." oooOOOOHH... give me a hand...that sounded wrong... "Yeah why not?"... "Aww...thanks that's so sweet... I wish Darren would do that with me..." I take it Darren is her boyfriend... she then went on about how she was getting tired of Darren, he was too "sweet" boy...baby this...baby that... he was the kinda guy who took her to theatres and comedy shows and that... (that's great isn’t it!!!???)...but she was getting bored of that... "I need someone who is not too readily available" She said.... eerrr... look no further luv.... its me you need!!! "You and Louise are not seeing each other are you?" She asked... that's random... "Naa... we just good friends... "Is it?" She said... followed by a brief silence... "Yeah... I'll be looking forward to seen you at the party..." She said... as the silence became a bit uncomfortable... "Yeah... save me a dance yeah?" I was now pushing it... Guys always learn to push your boundaries; you never know what might come out of it... "hmmm... I'll keep you on your toes... just bring your fine self to the party..." She said as the line went dead.... WHAT THAT £*$£&*^*£%£ WAS THAT ABOUT???? Now Byron might as well kiss this girl goodbye, because I'm onto this crap... what??? is she trying to mess with my mind???
"Keep you on your toes..."... "your fine self..."?????
raw.... is this me like???? I owe it to her to find out....!!!!
It was like Byron knew I'd just come off the phone to Marie... because he called me seconds after... "Yeah, have you got me the number bruv?"... hmm...tricky one... I could try lie to him that I haven't got it... and be a lil' cockblocker... but you know what... I'm confident of my game... I had an hedge... she phoned me and gave me a teaser...but Byron would have to warm her up... anyway... lets see how this one turns out... I'll like to see the look on his face... I gave him the number without telling him that she'd called me neither did I tell him about the teaser!!!
Girls give me so much joke... they chat a lot of S and can’t even back it with nothing!!! I went to Mark's place later in the evening to help him set up his Bang & Olufsen surround-sound system, which I'd strongly recommended to him as a big hit with the ladies.... the sound quality from that thing is just got an effect that cant be recreated from any other stereo I've tried... obviously it comes at a price... SO DONT TRY IT AT HOME IF YOU BANK BALANCE AINT STRONG ENOUGH BECAUSE YOUR BANK MANAGER WONT BE HAPPY!!!... Anyway some girl must have called him up, accusing him of cheating on her... I suppose it was one of his "girlfriends" Mark would tell ten girls, they were his girlfriends... just to "secure his tings!" he'll say... I was quite the opposite... it wasn’t worth the agro... if a girl caught you... you can always say... "You aren’t my girl though..." Anyway this girl was getting all hysterical on the phone... and she's like you are dumb, immature and what not... Mark got so fed up...he was like "you know what.... keep talking 'cause I'm not actually listening to you...." and SHE KEPT ON TALKING!!! Then she's like we need to talk about this... face to face... Mark's like whenever... you can even come now... it doesn’t bother me.... he was so calm about the whole process... shows this wasn’t his first time.... it seemed like a joke... but we heard a knock on the door like 30mins later... I checked through the peep hole and it was this girl! She kept on knocking... Mark pretended like he wasn’t at home and turned if phone off just in case it started ringing...the girl kept knocking... She was there for about 10mins at which I was so fed up...I opened the door and she came in... and you'd think she was coming to blow off his head with a shot gun with the way she was chatting on the phone... Mark spoke to her so calmly and you'd think she was the one in the wrong... he'd found a way to twist things around.... and the girl was the one to apologized!!!! Now tell me how that works.... even my game wasn’t that tight!!!!
I got home... and still couldn’t figure out what Marie was trying to say... thought about sending her a text... but naa... I wasn't going to beg it.... game recognizes game init???
Marie...Amerie...Marie...Amerie...Marie....Amerie....
Too much risk involved in Marie... but like I said it’s the buzz of the game not the outcome....
Am I addicted to playing these games????
I'll have never thought! (not so soon anyway)... Marie called me today...! I was quite surprised when she said... "Hi, it's Marie"... My heart almost jumped out, why's she ringing me? "Why do you sound so surprised?" She asked... "Don’t know... I normally don’t get pretty girls calling my phone... it’s normally the old hags that call...” I smiled... "Ha... you funny... anyways I just wanted to make sure you are still coming on Saturday and to give you the address of my friend's place where the party is taking place..." Her voice sounded so nice on the phone... "You could have text me" I thought... It’s just weird because I would have never thought Marie would be calling my phone... She was one of those girls, you saw and knew... okay my chances are quite low on this one plus she had a boyfriend as well! "That's cool...thanks...” I said... as she gave me the address.... "Do you mind helping out?" She said... what? did she mean helping out as in buying drinks or moving sofas around... don’t be silly... "How do you mean?" I asked... "With my outfit... Louise was telling me how you good with outfits... and I thought you could give me a hand...." oooOOOOHH... give me a hand...that sounded wrong... "Yeah why not?"... "Aww...thanks that's so sweet... I wish Darren would do that with me..." I take it Darren is her boyfriend... she then went on about how she was getting tired of Darren, he was too "sweet" boy...baby this...baby that... he was the kinda guy who took her to theatres and comedy shows and that... (that's great isn’t it!!!???)...but she was getting bored of that... "I need someone who is not too readily available" She said.... eerrr... look no further luv.... its me you need!!! "You and Louise are not seeing each other are you?" She asked... that's random... "Naa... we just good friends... "Is it?" She said... followed by a brief silence... "Yeah... I'll be looking forward to seen you at the party..." She said... as the silence became a bit uncomfortable... "Yeah... save me a dance yeah?" I was now pushing it... Guys always learn to push your boundaries; you never know what might come out of it... "hmmm... I'll keep you on your toes... just bring your fine self to the party..." She said as the line went dead.... WHAT THAT £*$£&*^*£%£ WAS THAT ABOUT???? Now Byron might as well kiss this girl goodbye, because I'm onto this crap... what??? is she trying to mess with my mind???
"Keep you on your toes..."... "your fine self..."?????
raw.... is this me like???? I owe it to her to find out....!!!!
It was like Byron knew I'd just come off the phone to Marie... because he called me seconds after... "Yeah, have you got me the number bruv?"... hmm...tricky one... I could try lie to him that I haven't got it... and be a lil' cockblocker... but you know what... I'm confident of my game... I had an hedge... she phoned me and gave me a teaser...but Byron would have to warm her up... anyway... lets see how this one turns out... I'll like to see the look on his face... I gave him the number without telling him that she'd called me neither did I tell him about the teaser!!!
Girls give me so much joke... they chat a lot of S and can’t even back it with nothing!!! I went to Mark's place later in the evening to help him set up his Bang & Olufsen surround-sound system, which I'd strongly recommended to him as a big hit with the ladies.... the sound quality from that thing is just got an effect that cant be recreated from any other stereo I've tried... obviously it comes at a price... SO DONT TRY IT AT HOME IF YOU BANK BALANCE AINT STRONG ENOUGH BECAUSE YOUR BANK MANAGER WONT BE HAPPY!!!... Anyway some girl must have called him up, accusing him of cheating on her... I suppose it was one of his "girlfriends" Mark would tell ten girls, they were his girlfriends... just to "secure his tings!" he'll say... I was quite the opposite... it wasn’t worth the agro... if a girl caught you... you can always say... "You aren’t my girl though..." Anyway this girl was getting all hysterical on the phone... and she's like you are dumb, immature and what not... Mark got so fed up...he was like "you know what.... keep talking 'cause I'm not actually listening to you...." and SHE KEPT ON TALKING!!! Then she's like we need to talk about this... face to face... Mark's like whenever... you can even come now... it doesn’t bother me.... he was so calm about the whole process... shows this wasn’t his first time.... it seemed like a joke... but we heard a knock on the door like 30mins later... I checked through the peep hole and it was this girl! She kept on knocking... Mark pretended like he wasn’t at home and turned if phone off just in case it started ringing...the girl kept knocking... She was there for about 10mins at which I was so fed up...I opened the door and she came in... and you'd think she was coming to blow off his head with a shot gun with the way she was chatting on the phone... Mark spoke to her so calmly and you'd think she was the one in the wrong... he'd found a way to twist things around.... and the girl was the one to apologized!!!! Now tell me how that works.... even my game wasn’t that tight!!!!
I got home... and still couldn’t figure out what Marie was trying to say... thought about sending her a text... but naa... I wasn't going to beg it.... game recognizes game init???
Marie...Amerie...Marie...Amerie...Marie....Amerie....
Too much risk involved in Marie... but like I said it’s the buzz of the game not the outcome....
Am I addicted to playing these games????
posted by Olan Collardy at 6:31 pm
9 Comments:
Kelly!!! you are the man!!!
like black twang said "you better watch dem girls trying to game you out", watch your back kelly
FIX UP KELLY!!! LOOKS LIKE THESE GAMES HAVE BECOME YOUR APHRODISIAC!!!
ok, 2 be honest, i think Kelly has a real psychological problem that he needs sorting out. one minute is Ameerie then its freaking Marie, tomoroow its suddenly gonna be back to lisa, Fix up bruv, what are you doing. All these girls r doing my head in. makes me wanna turn gay! i thought i was a ladies man, but now im started to think, because you making the whole thing look different.
Is KELLY about to get played?
this is to the guy who thinks he's a ladies man, wat exactly is doing ur head in about this girls? and y does it wanna make u turn gay? i think you are the one who's got the psychological problem
wats with this breh who wants to turn gay?
I'm not going to worry about u kelly, because i no u r smart and u can "think off your feet"! you are like an eel, not only are u slippery in the hands of a predator u also deliver a devastating shock to them and I no uve got no other choice than to prove me right!
the answer to ur question is YES - u r addicted to playing these games and its becomming a bit boring now....
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