March 2, 2005
“Bruv, I wanna put my bid in to get it too” Byron said, trying to convince me to give him Marie’s number which I didn’t have! “Get it off Louise…” He continued… “Naa… can’t do that, she’s got a boyfriend!” I said… “I’m not watching that bruv… you know how it goes… enough women are in unhappy relationships and I could be her knight in shinning armour” Byron wasn’t giving up. In order to get him off the phone, I said I’d speak to Louise which I clearly wasn’t going to do.
Louise was at my place again today… I can’t even tell if she now leaves here because she comes here like every other day… (she doesn’t like too far away as well)… “Are you saying she was on it yesterday?” She asked about Amerie… “I think so…. I don’t like jumping to conclusions, but I know when a woman’s body’s calling…I can hear your body’s calling…for me…” I said I as did a bad imitation of R. Kelly’s “Your Body’s Calling”…”Arrghh… allow your singing…” Sometimes it still baffles me how cool Louise can be when I talk about Amerie to her. “So why didn’t you try anything?” She asked… “I wanna get to know her.. she’s got a lot to offer… plus I know if I do something with her, I wont be so much on her anymore…” I don’t know how Louise would have felt when she heard that statement… “What is she wifey?” She asked… “I don’t know… she’s pretty, independent, educated, intelligent, good dresser, drives a MINI Cooper S!!!, she’s got nice hair, nice… she’s not a rave head… yeah sounds pretty much like a Kelly kinda girl”… “Yeah I know, you are well picky… any woman will be lucky to have you” She said sarcastically… “It’s good you know the kinda woman you want… too many guys go around humping everything in a skirt” She added… “Hmm… true… they say a guy doesn’t know the kinda woman he wants until he knows the kinda man he is” Which is so true because I never knew my “type” until I realised myself… while every other of “the brothers” would do things with anyone relatively nice… I was known to be picky… it’s not about quantity it’s about quality…! “You should teach me a recipe to cook for Amerie one of these days… show her I’m an all-rounder” I said jokingly… “True, come let’s go make something…” She said as we made our way to the kitchen… I think I’m beginning to like Louise in a platonic way… a female cotching friend that you can be yourself with.
“Marie’s having a get-together with her friends this Saturday, do you wanna come? You can bring Amerie and your funny friend… what his name again?” She said as she picked into the Caesar Salad she’d made… I guess the salad will impress Amerie… she might be one of those girls who have just a spare rib when they go to a buffet…. “Byron…” I said… “Oh yes… he’s so funny…” She said… “Is it? What? more that I am?” I said… “Are you getting jealous…? No… he’s just a character…” She said… “Seen…is Marie’s thing going to be live?”…. “Yeah…of course… she and her friends…don’t do little things… they go all out…” She said… “Yeah, I’ll be there… I’m sure Byron wont mind coming… I think he’s got a thing for Marie…” I said… “I noticed… but Marie and her man are all into each other… but he’s a nice guy though…” Is it me or I’m I getting uncomfortable with all this… “he’s funny”, “he’s a nice guy” comments… it wasn’t like I was jealous or anything but she just kept on going on about it… or is she playing a game….trying to see my reaction… if I made a reaction it could show I was feeling uncomfortable… if I didn’t it could portray, I was trying to conceal my unease? I then got a text from Amerie…
“Your mix of rudeness and sweetness blows my mind… thinking bout u…Amerie…xxx”
I texted her back…
“There are other things I rather be blowing right now….other than your mind…”
The text had barely been sent when she called me... “Hey? What are you up to?” I said… “I’m alright… what was your text about?” She said… smiling… “Err… I don’t know you tell me..” I said… “You’ve got me all hot and sweaty… tell me…” She said… “Okay…??? You know what… I have to do something right now… I’ll call your later…” I said… “Okay…bye…” She said. It wasn’t like I was going to phone her back… I wanted her to spend the whole night thinking of what the text was meant to imply… it was all I tease… I don’t go down like that… “Can you drop me home Kelly, I didn’t drive here… Marie was using the car…” Louise called out… “Yeah babe… let me get my jacket…”
I dropped Louise off… and I went in (don’t know why… I was getting too fond of her company…)… Marie was in the sitting room eating what looked like ice cream with Maltesers in it… “Hi Kelly, how are you…” She said with her gorgeous Hollywood smile… “I’m cool, you?” I said sitting next to her…. “I’m fine, I asked Louise to tell you about my get-together thing on Saturday, are you coming…?” She said…. “Anything for you my love….” I said… “It’s at my friend’s house though… in Alperton” She said checking if that would have any effect on my attendance…. “Yeah it’s cool, text me the house address… you can get my number off Louise… better still I’ll give it to you now…” I was smart, if I left it to Louise… Louise could have text me off her phone which defeats the whole purpose of getting Marie’s number… I wasn’t like I was going to use it.. it was for Byron… “I have to get going now... I’ve got work tomorrow…” I said as I hugged Louise goodbye… To an outside… you’d think Louise was my girlfriend… but it wasn’t like that… true they say men and women can’t be true platonic friends…. That’s right but I wasn’t burning of desire to put a smacker on Louise… Marie was looking kinda nice though…
Amerie texted me to say she was going to bed and would speak to me tomorrow… cool… I’ll tell her about Saturday tomorrow… she’s said something about she wasn’t going out on Saturday because she was looking to do some housework… so that won’t be a problem… she deserved a break at the end of it all…. When I got home and was lying down on my bed… I had a quick think about all the girls I had been with… Claire, Lorraine, Lisa, Louise, Amy, Tracy…amongst others… I had good intentions with them all at the start, but something always seemed to come up and I’d change my mind about them… did I have high expectations from relationships? When a girl starts showing dependency and showing that she cared and wanted more from the relationship, I seemed to pucker up… was I scared of commitments… or I had just programmed myself to a surreal way relationships were meant to be like… and Amerie… I hope she doesn’t ruin it all by being too much on it… but at the end of the day what’s “too much on it”… if I like her just as much it shouldn’t be a problem… I craved for Claire’s attention for a long time… and eventually got it then it went down hill after that… why I’m I so??? when it comes to commitments… that’s why I’m trying not to get physical with Amerie… I’m trying to be friends with her just like Louise… (who I’m enjoying being friends with…)
I flicked through the tracks on the CD that was in the surround sound in the bedroom… till I got to Usher’s “Lovers and Friends”
“Tell me again …That we'll be Lovers and Friends….”
Tell me Amerie that we’ll be Lovers and Friends….
Louise was at my place again today… I can’t even tell if she now leaves here because she comes here like every other day… (she doesn’t like too far away as well)… “Are you saying she was on it yesterday?” She asked about Amerie… “I think so…. I don’t like jumping to conclusions, but I know when a woman’s body’s calling…I can hear your body’s calling…for me…” I said I as did a bad imitation of R. Kelly’s “Your Body’s Calling”…”Arrghh… allow your singing…” Sometimes it still baffles me how cool Louise can be when I talk about Amerie to her. “So why didn’t you try anything?” She asked… “I wanna get to know her.. she’s got a lot to offer… plus I know if I do something with her, I wont be so much on her anymore…” I don’t know how Louise would have felt when she heard that statement… “What is she wifey?” She asked… “I don’t know… she’s pretty, independent, educated, intelligent, good dresser, drives a MINI Cooper S!!!, she’s got nice hair, nice… she’s not a rave head… yeah sounds pretty much like a Kelly kinda girl”… “Yeah I know, you are well picky… any woman will be lucky to have you” She said sarcastically… “It’s good you know the kinda woman you want… too many guys go around humping everything in a skirt” She added… “Hmm… true… they say a guy doesn’t know the kinda woman he wants until he knows the kinda man he is” Which is so true because I never knew my “type” until I realised myself… while every other of “the brothers” would do things with anyone relatively nice… I was known to be picky… it’s not about quantity it’s about quality…! “You should teach me a recipe to cook for Amerie one of these days… show her I’m an all-rounder” I said jokingly… “True, come let’s go make something…” She said as we made our way to the kitchen… I think I’m beginning to like Louise in a platonic way… a female cotching friend that you can be yourself with.
“Marie’s having a get-together with her friends this Saturday, do you wanna come? You can bring Amerie and your funny friend… what his name again?” She said as she picked into the Caesar Salad she’d made… I guess the salad will impress Amerie… she might be one of those girls who have just a spare rib when they go to a buffet…. “Byron…” I said… “Oh yes… he’s so funny…” She said… “Is it? What? more that I am?” I said… “Are you getting jealous…? No… he’s just a character…” She said… “Seen…is Marie’s thing going to be live?”…. “Yeah…of course… she and her friends…don’t do little things… they go all out…” She said… “Yeah, I’ll be there… I’m sure Byron wont mind coming… I think he’s got a thing for Marie…” I said… “I noticed… but Marie and her man are all into each other… but he’s a nice guy though…” Is it me or I’m I getting uncomfortable with all this… “he’s funny”, “he’s a nice guy” comments… it wasn’t like I was jealous or anything but she just kept on going on about it… or is she playing a game….trying to see my reaction… if I made a reaction it could show I was feeling uncomfortable… if I didn’t it could portray, I was trying to conceal my unease? I then got a text from Amerie…
“Your mix of rudeness and sweetness blows my mind… thinking bout u…Amerie…xxx”
I texted her back…
“There are other things I rather be blowing right now….other than your mind…”
The text had barely been sent when she called me... “Hey? What are you up to?” I said… “I’m alright… what was your text about?” She said… smiling… “Err… I don’t know you tell me..” I said… “You’ve got me all hot and sweaty… tell me…” She said… “Okay…??? You know what… I have to do something right now… I’ll call your later…” I said… “Okay…bye…” She said. It wasn’t like I was going to phone her back… I wanted her to spend the whole night thinking of what the text was meant to imply… it was all I tease… I don’t go down like that… “Can you drop me home Kelly, I didn’t drive here… Marie was using the car…” Louise called out… “Yeah babe… let me get my jacket…”
I dropped Louise off… and I went in (don’t know why… I was getting too fond of her company…)… Marie was in the sitting room eating what looked like ice cream with Maltesers in it… “Hi Kelly, how are you…” She said with her gorgeous Hollywood smile… “I’m cool, you?” I said sitting next to her…. “I’m fine, I asked Louise to tell you about my get-together thing on Saturday, are you coming…?” She said…. “Anything for you my love….” I said… “It’s at my friend’s house though… in Alperton” She said checking if that would have any effect on my attendance…. “Yeah it’s cool, text me the house address… you can get my number off Louise… better still I’ll give it to you now…” I was smart, if I left it to Louise… Louise could have text me off her phone which defeats the whole purpose of getting Marie’s number… I wasn’t like I was going to use it.. it was for Byron… “I have to get going now... I’ve got work tomorrow…” I said as I hugged Louise goodbye… To an outside… you’d think Louise was my girlfriend… but it wasn’t like that… true they say men and women can’t be true platonic friends…. That’s right but I wasn’t burning of desire to put a smacker on Louise… Marie was looking kinda nice though…
Amerie texted me to say she was going to bed and would speak to me tomorrow… cool… I’ll tell her about Saturday tomorrow… she’s said something about she wasn’t going out on Saturday because she was looking to do some housework… so that won’t be a problem… she deserved a break at the end of it all…. When I got home and was lying down on my bed… I had a quick think about all the girls I had been with… Claire, Lorraine, Lisa, Louise, Amy, Tracy…amongst others… I had good intentions with them all at the start, but something always seemed to come up and I’d change my mind about them… did I have high expectations from relationships? When a girl starts showing dependency and showing that she cared and wanted more from the relationship, I seemed to pucker up… was I scared of commitments… or I had just programmed myself to a surreal way relationships were meant to be like… and Amerie… I hope she doesn’t ruin it all by being too much on it… but at the end of the day what’s “too much on it”… if I like her just as much it shouldn’t be a problem… I craved for Claire’s attention for a long time… and eventually got it then it went down hill after that… why I’m I so??? when it comes to commitments… that’s why I’m trying not to get physical with Amerie… I’m trying to be friends with her just like Louise… (who I’m enjoying being friends with…)
I flicked through the tracks on the CD that was in the surround sound in the bedroom… till I got to Usher’s “Lovers and Friends”
“Tell me again …That we'll be Lovers and Friends….”
Tell me Amerie that we’ll be Lovers and Friends….
posted by Olan Collardy at 11:22 pm
13 Comments:
Kelly is such an interesting character! beneath all that facade is a good man any woman would be happy to have
what can I say? this just keeps getting better!
How do I know if my girl is messing about? I keep on hearing this stuff that she's getting around. help!
y do girls give boys piece? just giving out free samples?
can u guys just calm down and stop makin out like u are always the victims which actuall is rare if your honest let me explain a few things. There are so many girls out there who are naive and all a guy has to do is feed her a few lines and because she doesnt want 2believe that all men are bad she falls for it most probably after she has given you 'piece' i hate this word by the way its so juvinille. sometimes the whole @piece' thing needs to happen either to let u both know u wana go further into a relationship but it can also be a way of letting you both know that you are just meant to be friends and needed to get it out of your system in which both people dont really think about it again. this doesnt mean i am justifying loose girls as they give us ladies a bad name. U dont go round peicing every man just to find out if hes jhust a friend or not thats plain nasty but on the rare occasion it just needs to be done. Kelly even as a girl i know what you mean about amerie sometimes doing things with someone you like or think you like changes your opinion even if thats not what you wanted.
To the Guy wondering about his girl just rememba that talk is cheap. who are the people that are telling you this? If they are people u trust u sudtell your girl that you have been hearin things about her... i know its hard but at least give her the chance to admit or deny either way she sud be given a chance. if she admits its on you to decide wot u wana do but if she denies trust her. If she tells u no then u must beleive her in order for the relationship to work. If u continue acting suspicious and she was tellin u da truth she will be pissed that u dont trust her and probably jar her. At the end of the day its down to trust if she tells u no but u find out that she lied u definatly sud leave her at least then u no that she does not care enough about u to be honest with u dont u think so?
preach it girl! maybe you and kelly sud get togeter and become the next Posh and Becks!!!!!!!!
so true....da girl who wrot ebout peice, boys victims?? PERLEASE! like she said the whole peice thing sometimes just needs to happen, a girls got needs you no. girls aren't stupid and we are not always emotionally involved......(yes and sumtimes we do run game)AND who sed that posh and becks things wat have they got to do with anything??(do u even no who they r) and the guy(i'm presuming) who sed y do girls give boys pecice..did u think bout that before u wrote it down i think you should......its give and take, y do we give u peice? y do u give us peice or allow us to give u.its all just everyone at the end of the day with their selfish needs!....i'not saying pecing everyone u meet is right! and kelly i do hope u actually do get with amerie it'll be good for u u but then againg........louise is there.....who is so blantantly Perfect for u!
kelly about...'hope amerie doesn't get too much on it' wats up...don't be scared ur the man. its like ur this interesting sexy appealing guy to her right now, and ur saying once she makes her feeling known ur gonna go all wierd on her caus she is apparently 'too much on it'.....wats that? just handle it, if u really like her commit to her open up....she cud be the one
isnt it scary to think that your wifey might hav bedded like 5 guys b4 u? or done things with like 5 guys b4 u? so is it worth dng the whole "gentleman" thing wen u meet a girl 4 the first time, bcuz, 2weeks down the line, u'll always hear some dumb story about how she's slept wiv some guy one of ur bredrin knows! girls wake up man!!! dont be so cheap!!! some of us good guys out there need pure women!!! on the other hand "if u cant beat them, JOIN THEM!!!"
firstly i have 2 comment on the 'posh and becks' rubbish! who wrote that, u need 2 b ashamed of urself, wot has that got 2 do wit n.e thing (i dnt think u understand the issues, that that person was bringing forward). Secondly i agree that in a relationship the most important thing, i think that i couple need to have is TRUST!!!, without that, the whole thing is built on a lie, and its not long till is crumbles. Now if u think ur girl playing around, firstly check urself. (is der a reason for her 2 want 2 stray, am i not satisfiying her needs e.t.c. secondly confront her, ask her whagwan, and then u no wot 2 do nxt...
i think what the "posh & becks" person was trying to say is the girl and kelly would make a great couple which posh and becks are. get it?
kelly. what is wrong with a guy being closed to a girl, without having any sexual feeling towards her.
kelly, the fact that you say that you dont no what ur looking for in relationships sums u up, why dont u sort out ur head first before u hurt all these girls - u make me sick
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