March 23, 2005
He He… I’m I smiling or what… Chloe invited me to her friend’s birthday thing this Saturday, hmm… I reckon this girl likes me… She didn’t just invite me to come along… I’m meant to be her escort… I’m not sure if that’s meant to be a good thing or a bad thing… escort??? Sounds like something I’d say… Going to some fancy restaurant in West End… see what she’s working with… Amerie asked me out on Saturday too… “Someone else beat you to it luv” I said… “What?” She said… “Errr… someone beat you to it…” I repeated… “Is that how it is now Kelly?” She said… “You love off that name don’t you?” I changed the subject… “Hmm… I do like it actually… I like the whole girly name for a boy… it works… sounds sexy… and you look sexy too…” She smiled… “Is it………?” “Whatever Kelly… Where are you going on Saturday?” She asked… “Err… I’ll have to take the fifth amendment on that…” I thought she wouldn’t know what the Fifth Amendment was because everyone I’ve said it too never knew what it was… I got it from Lorraine; she said it all the time… “The Fifth Amendment 'can be asserted in any proceeding, civil or criminal, administrative or judicial, investigatory or adjudicatory; and it protects against any disclosures which the witness reasonably believes could be used in a criminal prosecution or could lead to other evidence that might be so used“… so if you wanna avoid answering a question, you can say I’ll take the fifth amendment… and to my amazement Amerie knew what it was… and she didn’t study law… the fifth amendment is US law anyway… “Are you seeing that Chloe girl?” She asked… how come she remembered her name? I knew she was going to bring it up one day… “Err… I thought I said… I’m taking the fifth amendment?” I replied… “There’s no big deal you know… it’s not like I’m your girlfriend or anything… you can tell me…” Amerie said… Okay when a girl says that… don’t take their word for it… it is a big deal… “I know all that…” I said… “You know what forget it… so how was your day…?” She said… still don’t believe that they taken their mind off it… when they say forget it…. We spoke for some for a while and she came off the phone and sent me a text…. “Are you really not gonna tell me?” the text read… Err…no I’m not… go to bed Amerie… I’m not going to reply your text….
Guess who called out of the blue… Amy… This girl is nuts man… trust me she’s pretty and everything, but when a girl starts to freak you out, it doesn’t make her any nice!!! It’s so annoying… ringing up my phone asking me why I don’t call her no more and talking about me playing some stupid mind games… err… I’m not playing mind games luv… It’s not about you no more… “I know you like me Kelly” She said… What? You know I like you? If I like you, I swear I would have rang you… what kinda dumb statement is that? “Err…okay….” I said… didn’t know what to say… “Why can’t you just stop all this stupid mind games and be for real Kelly… “She said… what is this girl on about… this was becoming annoying… plus I was tired as well… I’ve got work tomorrow morning!!! “You know what… I’ve been looking for a way to tell you this… but I’ve got a girlfriend now… I know I should have told you earlier” I lied… I had to… this is becoming annoying!!! Girls do it all the time to guys so I cant see why I couldn’t use that line too… she was silent for a while… probably lost for words… probably felt stupid… thinking I was on it… come on luv… read between the lines… I haven’t called you for time now and I don’t reply your texts!!! Where’s your game luv??? I couldn’t stand the silence no more and I wasn’t exactly going to reason with her… it’s too late for all that drama and it wasn’t worth it as well… “Errm… I’m gonna go to bed now luv…” I said… she was still quite… “Bye…” I said as I locked off…. Okay that is what I call being bad mind… normal Kelly wont do things like that… But when a girl starts having all this preconceived thoughts about me loving her off and playing mind games when it was clear I wasn’t… it’s jarring and I‘m not feeling that!
And the funny thing is I didn’t feel any remorse for what I just did… I’ve never done something like that before, but her saying something like that is just out of order and I was feeling it at all… why can’t girls just read between the lines… I guess they just like living in denial thinking some guy who seems evidently not on it was going to come back to them with open arms and say something like… “I’m back to do this right…” err… it’s not gonna happen luv…
Wake up and smell the coffee
Guess who called out of the blue… Amy… This girl is nuts man… trust me she’s pretty and everything, but when a girl starts to freak you out, it doesn’t make her any nice!!! It’s so annoying… ringing up my phone asking me why I don’t call her no more and talking about me playing some stupid mind games… err… I’m not playing mind games luv… It’s not about you no more… “I know you like me Kelly” She said… What? You know I like you? If I like you, I swear I would have rang you… what kinda dumb statement is that? “Err…okay….” I said… didn’t know what to say… “Why can’t you just stop all this stupid mind games and be for real Kelly… “She said… what is this girl on about… this was becoming annoying… plus I was tired as well… I’ve got work tomorrow morning!!! “You know what… I’ve been looking for a way to tell you this… but I’ve got a girlfriend now… I know I should have told you earlier” I lied… I had to… this is becoming annoying!!! Girls do it all the time to guys so I cant see why I couldn’t use that line too… she was silent for a while… probably lost for words… probably felt stupid… thinking I was on it… come on luv… read between the lines… I haven’t called you for time now and I don’t reply your texts!!! Where’s your game luv??? I couldn’t stand the silence no more and I wasn’t exactly going to reason with her… it’s too late for all that drama and it wasn’t worth it as well… “Errm… I’m gonna go to bed now luv…” I said… she was still quite… “Bye…” I said as I locked off…. Okay that is what I call being bad mind… normal Kelly wont do things like that… But when a girl starts having all this preconceived thoughts about me loving her off and playing mind games when it was clear I wasn’t… it’s jarring and I‘m not feeling that!
And the funny thing is I didn’t feel any remorse for what I just did… I’ve never done something like that before, but her saying something like that is just out of order and I was feeling it at all… why can’t girls just read between the lines… I guess they just like living in denial thinking some guy who seems evidently not on it was going to come back to them with open arms and say something like… “I’m back to do this right…” err… it’s not gonna happen luv…
Wake up and smell the coffee
posted by Olan Collardy at 1:00 pm
22 Comments:
u r a fool kelly
hee hee
sugarlounge = estacy
kelly you are so dumb and u show that you know nuffin about treating women right, how can u be so callous and selfish?
if u lot r callin kelly fool say why its not like im disagreeing but it wud be helpful
wot can i say kelly at least eveyone knows where they stand with you and amy wont be callin you no more i no i wudnt if i was her
i feel you kelly, its very annoying wen girls cant read b/w the lines!
i hear wot ur sayin trinny but kelly dont alway let people no wa gwan he cud have told amy before she called why did he leave it till she trie to 'communicate' with him which is the advice he gives himself.
kelly can u let us no if this communication thing is worth it i mean look at amy she prob thought she did the right thing and u didnt even have the respect to be honest she was right you see too many mind games
fair enough a girl sud read between the lines but us guys can make it hard sumtimes we sud be men and jus tell dem straight
kelly my opinion has changed aboutyou u need to kno that for a girl to come out and tell u wots on her mind its big deal coz ders a good possibility dat u will act the way u did. it seems u are incapable of having female friends and that is slightly immature how old are u again... get my point wud u have prferred for her to just carryon thinkin wot she was u cud have just sorted out and that wud be that be a man and write on the lines not between them!
communication is the key! not chatting some preconceived ideas... acting like you know... its a turn off when a girl talks about something she knows nuffin about... about how she knows Kelly likes her and how she knows he wants her! thats what got kelly mad for him to break it down like that to stop her in her tracks from having these dumb ideas!
and lets be real people... GUYS AND GIRLS CANT BE FRIENDS!!!! STOP DECEIVEING YOURSELF... THERE'S ALWAYS THAT SEXUAL ATTRACTION FROM ONE SIDE OF A EQUATION (IF NOT BOTH)!!!!
isnt what kelly did equivalent to him saying, "Amy, I'm sorry I dont like you that way" even though its a soft approach, but it hurts more than the fast "head shot" technique, "I'm seeing someone", at least she still feels, maybe he did like me but he's found some1 else! honesty is the best policy but not always the most prudent policy... people's feelings are at stake, be careful, you dont wanna wake up the next morning with four flat tires!
it is a big deal for a girl to come out and share her feelings yeah? we guys do it all the time and most times we are given a red light, so maybe girls should fix up and learn to deal with rejection, because thats what most guys deal with
he he, i would hate to be in Amy's shoes! thats what a girl gets for being a dumb emotional wreck, who's got no game and reckons the only way to get a man to come out with his feelings is saying "I know you like me and miss me"
Errr... no I dont!
Blarrrrpppp!!!!!!
every1s makin out that the girls always cattin... I DONT FINK SO!
i jus came out of a relationship which let me broken (dont feel sorry 4 me, i'll get my revenge!) anyway, i decided that relationships were LONG & dat i jus cudnt be bothered... den i start meetin brers... randomly & a couple of my male frends told me dat they liked me. ok, so 2 make a long story short deres about 8 brodas hu r on me (not by choice).
iv made it more than clear but they all wanna take me out "treat me betta dan me ex" (dont wanna hear it!!!)
WOT SHOULD I DO KELLY (or ne1 else wid advise)
im tired of it... iv let all of them no that im not interested in a relationship or even seeing dem but they'r still persistent. it was flatterin at 1st but now its ridiculous!
Just 2 let u no that im not a hoe... im a christian girl (a real one) & i havnt dun nefing wid ne of them... i dont roll like that! Pls help!!!!!!!!!
hmm... its funny how every guy is quick to tell u of their undying love when you come out of a relationship... because she was under some sort of lock from her man... now that u "free"... every guy wants to "put their bid in"... lucky you uve got 8 brehs who are on u! some girls will die 4 that number... what you dont wanna do is go out with every single one of them because some of them have dodgy intentions... trust me... its difficult 4 a girl after a serious relationship, because a part of u still wants ur ex back, so I wont be wrong in saying u dont feel much for any of this 8 brehs... at the same time... life goes on right?
I'd advice you dont do nuffin wiv any of these guys... time will prove if they are proper on it or just for "piece"... and even if u go out with them... no hanky panky, if a guy still wants to see you after 3 dates without getting nothing... then he might be on the right track...
I'd recommend u take ur time though... out of the 8 brehs i can guarantee u less than 2 of them are genuine... which includes the number ZERO!!!
watch ur back luv... and to all the other 8 brehs... unlucky man
to the guy who sed guys face rejection all the time so us girls should get used to it......ur so stupid!!!! yeah u face reajection like this--oh can i have ur number- no!! u get rejected from strangers, not like us girls who getting rejected wen we're all emotionally involved,caus eu guys lead us on use us and then reject us so pls don't be chatting s*** and to nesser, i totally agree boys and girls can be friends to an extent, and kelly ur at the age where it is possible its not like ur 18 or 17 anyway it seems to me that u just use and abuse women, and pls no more comparisons to hitch (i saw it recently ) er........hitch was actually a good guy helping peeps to find LOVE not get peice and scroe brownie points, and he neva treated a lady bad, or be playing dumb games, in lay man terms---- he wasn't selfish. kelly wat u did to amy aint right, its not manly at all it real pathetic, i think those wen one of the timrd u need to be straight and be a man, and i noticed ur actually really selfish, u like amerie, but obviously not enuff to just be with her hence ur chloe rubbish and other rubbish that u';ll prob get up to at this party, but u won't let amerie go so she can find the guy out there who truely adores her and wants to make her their queen......
amen i feel u on dat kelly fix up look sharp and jus coz u got a female name dont act like one
p.s. amerie is lying kelly is not sexy at at and the whole girl name thing does not run
kelly, can i ask u something, wats da plan 4 ur life, wats ur aim, cause its like ur world revolves round GALS GAME ALL UR NONSENSE don't get me rong game is heavy, but u bruv..........kay u go bar one on jays, and its not like ur lonely u got nuff gals, just calm down calm down and it not like ur (young or watever)- ur vey unsatifiesed aren't u, u aren't content? r u? so sad u should see some 1 bout that
again, people arent understanding the purpose of this blog, its not the diary of the life of kelly, its more like a diary of his "love life" so he has got other things going on 4 him! I wonder who will wanna read about the project Kelly is working on at work or what he ate for dinner!
maybe kelly would be satisfied if most girls weren't used, scorned, messed-up-in-the-head, gullible humans!
lets face it every girl is some1 else's toe rag, thinking about that just gets me mad!!! the fact that my girlfriend will be some1 some prick treated so bad and left her dejected and scorned!
Kelly keep on dng ur sh*t, if you cant beat them join them, im a good guy but im not cn the light, thx 2 u kelly
i think the name Kelly is sexy as a guy's name
I love you Kelly!
xxx
ps. to the haters, dont hate appreciate Kelly, you know you want him
if i chirsp 20 girls and get a return on 3 girls, I guess its appropraite to make 2 out of the 3 pay for the price of the other 17!!! by dumping them using the Kelly's "head shot" statement
"GAL IVE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW, NOW POOF!!!"
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