Feb 4, 2005
I'm now an "enlightened" individual, my very good female friend gave me a thorough lecturing on "Chics and Weaves"... Her quote
"19 out of 20 chics you meet will always wear weaves, even white chics and celebrities and even black girls who already have long hair. Weaves are there to make us look nicer, and honestly girls don't enhance their beauty to impress you guys,but actually to impress other females. Also we don't always weave our whole heads but just add in extra pieces to make our hair look fuller and healthier. Weaves are also used to protect our real hair underneath, protecting it from the weather, lots of hair creams or hot appliances like blow dryers or tongs - at the end of the day, weaves are very useful and they have a purpose, in case you weren't aware, provided the weave isn't falling of our heads and it looks good and so far as it matches our complexion, I really dont see what the problem is and besides girls have fake hair, guys deceive us with their fake lifestyles like flashy cars that belong to their great uncles and stolen credit cards, so hey! Everyone's frontin' You know I'm very analytical!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thank you very much for being "analytical", so now I, being a very analytical person myself (thanks to three years of Computer Science!!!), will analyze your views on "Chics and Weaves"... (I love that theme... sounds like a bad black comedy by the Wayan Brothers)
Here we go... 19 out of 20 chics!!! that scares the shit out of me.... i best be looking for that remaining one... okay fair enough celebrities like Beyonce wear weaves, but their wear the RIGHT ONES!!! the NOT-SO-BAIT ONES... Beyonce spends at least £3,000 on her weave, and you spend err.... £50 and you complaining... obviously the difference will be clear. If you've got a weave, don't make it bait... like some funky shade of black or brown which doesnt exactly match your skin colour.Good... weaves make you look nicer... hmm..maybe on Beyonce, Ashanti, Christia Milian (SHE'S SO BUFF!!!!) but not on your average girl walking down the street. And what's this about you wear weaves not to impress guys but to impress other females... YOU IMPRESS OTHER GIRLS WITH SOMETHING THEY CAN TELL IT'S FAKE??? (Maybe I should get myself one)... you know you can't impress guys, because we hate it... and I'm sure other girls, are just waiting to rip it off your head so as to make fun of you! (Good joke: Hey girl... dont make me rip that thing off you head... HA HA HA)
"at the end of the day, weaves are very useful"....errr... of course they are useful...ON THE POOR HORSE'S BODY...!!!! KEEPING THE POOR THING WARM!
Okay guys have fake flashy cars and stolen credit cards... COOL... ERR....LETS SEE, THE FLASHY CARS GETS RATING FROM YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, GETS YOU FROM YOUR HOUSE TO THE CINEMA, STOPS THE RAIN FROM BEATING YOUR POOR WEAVE, THE CREDIT CARD PAID FOR THE WEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, PAID FOR THOSE NICE LITTLE THINGS TO BRAG TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT...AND AT LEAST THEY ARE USEFUL TO YOU... BUT THE WEAVE... WHAT DOES IT DO FOR THE GUY APART FROM MAKING HIM THE LAUGHING STOCK OF HIS FRIENDS...AND MAYBE CHOKING HIM WHILE TRYING TO GET SOME LUVIN'
....It's all love though.... Ladies...don't make my views an excuse for you not giving me your number when I ask you it...
XXX
....AMY CALL ME!!!! (HOPE THAT THICK LONG HAIR OF YOUR AIN'T A WEAVE... COULDN'T TELL BECAUSE WE WERE IN THE DARK...)
"19 out of 20 chics you meet will always wear weaves, even white chics and celebrities and even black girls who already have long hair. Weaves are there to make us look nicer, and honestly girls don't enhance their beauty to impress you guys,but actually to impress other females. Also we don't always weave our whole heads but just add in extra pieces to make our hair look fuller and healthier. Weaves are also used to protect our real hair underneath, protecting it from the weather, lots of hair creams or hot appliances like blow dryers or tongs - at the end of the day, weaves are very useful and they have a purpose, in case you weren't aware, provided the weave isn't falling of our heads and it looks good and so far as it matches our complexion, I really dont see what the problem is and besides girls have fake hair, guys deceive us with their fake lifestyles like flashy cars that belong to their great uncles and stolen credit cards, so hey! Everyone's frontin' You know I'm very analytical!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thank you very much for being "analytical", so now I, being a very analytical person myself (thanks to three years of Computer Science!!!), will analyze your views on "Chics and Weaves"... (I love that theme... sounds like a bad black comedy by the Wayan Brothers)
Here we go... 19 out of 20 chics!!! that scares the shit out of me.... i best be looking for that remaining one... okay fair enough celebrities like Beyonce wear weaves, but their wear the RIGHT ONES!!! the NOT-SO-BAIT ONES... Beyonce spends at least £3,000 on her weave, and you spend err.... £50 and you complaining... obviously the difference will be clear. If you've got a weave, don't make it bait... like some funky shade of black or brown which doesnt exactly match your skin colour.Good... weaves make you look nicer... hmm..maybe on Beyonce, Ashanti, Christia Milian (SHE'S SO BUFF!!!!) but not on your average girl walking down the street. And what's this about you wear weaves not to impress guys but to impress other females... YOU IMPRESS OTHER GIRLS WITH SOMETHING THEY CAN TELL IT'S FAKE??? (Maybe I should get myself one)... you know you can't impress guys, because we hate it... and I'm sure other girls, are just waiting to rip it off your head so as to make fun of you! (Good joke: Hey girl... dont make me rip that thing off you head... HA HA HA)
"at the end of the day, weaves are very useful"....errr... of course they are useful...ON THE POOR HORSE'S BODY...!!!! KEEPING THE POOR THING WARM!
Okay guys have fake flashy cars and stolen credit cards... COOL... ERR....LETS SEE, THE FLASHY CARS GETS RATING FROM YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, GETS YOU FROM YOUR HOUSE TO THE CINEMA, STOPS THE RAIN FROM BEATING YOUR POOR WEAVE, THE CREDIT CARD PAID FOR THE WEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, PAID FOR THOSE NICE LITTLE THINGS TO BRAG TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT...AND AT LEAST THEY ARE USEFUL TO YOU... BUT THE WEAVE... WHAT DOES IT DO FOR THE GUY APART FROM MAKING HIM THE LAUGHING STOCK OF HIS FRIENDS...AND MAYBE CHOKING HIM WHILE TRYING TO GET SOME LUVIN'
....It's all love though.... Ladies...don't make my views an excuse for you not giving me your number when I ask you it...
XXX
....AMY CALL ME!!!! (HOPE THAT THICK LONG HAIR OF YOUR AIN'T A WEAVE... COULDN'T TELL BECAUSE WE WERE IN THE DARK...)
posted by Olan Collardy at 5:55 pm
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