Feb 2, 2005
Two things that I can't stand are... 'girls who think they are too nice' and 'crazy ass girls'
You know when you go to a party, and all the girls there are minging (relatively) and in order to appease yourself and your ego, you say to yourself I aint leaving her without a phone number in the pocket, and you look around, and you find a girl who is the least minging one at the party and you go ahead and speak to her (to make it worse, all your friends are giving her some attention too) and all of a sudden she's thinks she is some sort of J-Lo and all she's giving is attitude! with so much rambling, you eventually exchange numbers, and you ring her up and you all talking to her and shit, she's giving you attitude, and you think to yourself, your ass aint all that luv, but to be a decent bloke, you massage her ego and please her and that still aint working, she's chatting about what you've got to offer? (what are you some sort of item up for auction?), talking about what car do you drive? (YOU WOMAN,DO YOU DRIVE A CAR?)... take for instance, you ask a girl, do you drive? she's like I can drive, but I dont drive (what sort of answer is that, do you drive is not the same thing as can you drive) LISTEN LADIES, IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE (AINT GOT A VALID UK LICENSE) YOU HAVE NO RIGHT IN SAYING YOU WANT A MAN WHO DRIVES OR ONLY DEAL WITH MANZ WHO HAVE GOT CARS! OK!!! dont even get me started.... why is it that?, nowadays, just to get a little love, you have to have something extra in the sack... i.e. have some big mega car (if you dont drive a Merc, BMW, GOLF (R reg upwards) or some luxury car), have a "so solid" crew, the latest Stone Island Jacket and some spare cash in your glove compartment, then the only thing you'll be feeling is the cold! Why should the man always be some macho prick? no wonder, every manz is hustling nowadays, because if you aint a baller, the only partner you'll be having is your balls! So what should be woman bring to the table....hmmm? her body??? because if all I need, to get you is some money, then you no little more than a .....(aint saying nuffin). Therefore if you not a buff looking girl with nice hair (no weaves), got your own money (not the money, you just hustled off some dumb ass brother), drive some fancy car (preferably a baby blue 206CC), intelligent with a banging body, you have no business accusing a man of not being man enough for you, I repeat YOU AINT GOT NO BUSINESS ACCUSING A MAN OF NOT BEING "MAN" ENOUGH FOR YOU.....all because he aint go no money.... dont even get me started!
Secondly Crazy Ass Girls... damn it! have you ever met any girl who all because you speak to her on the phone, she's going around the block, chatting to her girlfriends how you are her new man??? that's what you call a crazy ass .... sum'um. And to make matters worse, they lie like shit!!! and wanna give you attitude like you the one going out of your mind... arrgggghhh... they just make me wanna scream.... damn it! they wanna get mad when you talk to next girls or when you are seeing some other girl! when all you are is some random girl THAT I NEVER EVEN TOLD THAT I LIKED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Moving on.... yesterday's five-a-side football was cool, was knackered like crap, pulled a muscle (dont laugh... I'm always busy working... I'll go back to the gym one day). Amy still aint called yet... err...maybe she misplaced the card (...right)
...Still waiting for your call Amy.... still waiting....
You know when you go to a party, and all the girls there are minging (relatively) and in order to appease yourself and your ego, you say to yourself I aint leaving her without a phone number in the pocket, and you look around, and you find a girl who is the least minging one at the party and you go ahead and speak to her (to make it worse, all your friends are giving her some attention too) and all of a sudden she's thinks she is some sort of J-Lo and all she's giving is attitude! with so much rambling, you eventually exchange numbers, and you ring her up and you all talking to her and shit, she's giving you attitude, and you think to yourself, your ass aint all that luv, but to be a decent bloke, you massage her ego and please her and that still aint working, she's chatting about what you've got to offer? (what are you some sort of item up for auction?), talking about what car do you drive? (YOU WOMAN,DO YOU DRIVE A CAR?)... take for instance, you ask a girl, do you drive? she's like I can drive, but I dont drive (what sort of answer is that, do you drive is not the same thing as can you drive) LISTEN LADIES, IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE (AINT GOT A VALID UK LICENSE) YOU HAVE NO RIGHT IN SAYING YOU WANT A MAN WHO DRIVES OR ONLY DEAL WITH MANZ WHO HAVE GOT CARS! OK!!! dont even get me started.... why is it that?, nowadays, just to get a little love, you have to have something extra in the sack... i.e. have some big mega car (if you dont drive a Merc, BMW, GOLF (R reg upwards) or some luxury car), have a "so solid" crew, the latest Stone Island Jacket and some spare cash in your glove compartment, then the only thing you'll be feeling is the cold! Why should the man always be some macho prick? no wonder, every manz is hustling nowadays, because if you aint a baller, the only partner you'll be having is your balls! So what should be woman bring to the table....hmmm? her body??? because if all I need, to get you is some money, then you no little more than a .....(aint saying nuffin). Therefore if you not a buff looking girl with nice hair (no weaves), got your own money (not the money, you just hustled off some dumb ass brother), drive some fancy car (preferably a baby blue 206CC), intelligent with a banging body, you have no business accusing a man of not being man enough for you, I repeat YOU AINT GOT NO BUSINESS ACCUSING A MAN OF NOT BEING "MAN" ENOUGH FOR YOU.....all because he aint go no money.... dont even get me started!
Secondly Crazy Ass Girls... damn it! have you ever met any girl who all because you speak to her on the phone, she's going around the block, chatting to her girlfriends how you are her new man??? that's what you call a crazy ass .... sum'um. And to make matters worse, they lie like shit!!! and wanna give you attitude like you the one going out of your mind... arrgggghhh... they just make me wanna scream.... damn it! they wanna get mad when you talk to next girls or when you are seeing some other girl! when all you are is some random girl THAT I NEVER EVEN TOLD THAT I LIKED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Moving on.... yesterday's five-a-side football was cool, was knackered like crap, pulled a muscle (dont laugh... I'm always busy working... I'll go back to the gym one day). Amy still aint called yet... err...maybe she misplaced the card (...right)
...Still waiting for your call Amy.... still waiting....
posted by Olan Collardy at 1:08 pm
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